Dan’s awesome game cheats and reviews!

Hello! Ok so games arent working well, Nitrome takes a while for new games and other sites have games that have bad endings or something like that… So ill just do an interview.

Commercial: If you think Dan sucks heres a tip: DONT COME TO THIS SITE!!!

Me: Welcome back to DUDE (Dans Unboring Delightful Extras). Today we have Rockhopper back :’(

RH: Well its good to be back dawg!!!

Me: ………….

RH: ESCUE MEH?!

Me: Rock hopper look, your a pirate!

RH: wait… IM A PIRATE?!?!?! OMZ!!!

RH: I HATE MYSELF!!!!

RH: I NEVER WANNA SEE ANYONE AGAIN

*audience gasps*

Me: Oh cmon, well have cake after the show

RH: OMZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ CAAAAAAAAKE I WANT IT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW-UH

Me: Stop whining!

RH: Whine?!?!? HOW DARE YOU SAY IM WHINING! YOU SUCK!

Me: SECURITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RH: NEVAAAAAAAAAH!!! YOULL NEVAH TAKE ME ALIVE SECURITY PPLZ!!!!!!!! NEVAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

Me: Well be back after these commercials…I hope…