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Ok pplz, I was looking at some drafts to delete, but i accidentally deleted blaks first post :’( blak if you read this I’m sorry! So I made this post to advertise blaks site because his first post was advertising his site, so visit blakpengcheatsvault.wordpress.com his site will be like mine used to be, so now you can have 2 sites to use for games! Blaks is about cp cheats and vids (probably some other stuff too) and of course right here is mine, which is about games and other stuff… Also Blak is an admin on my site and im an author on his site! (soon to be an admin :-p) so that means we’ll post on eachothers sites every now and then! Cya soon pplz!!!!

P.S. I’m sorry blak!!!! It was an accident!!!

Howdy! This is just a quick post to say that finally after over 1 year, I fixed the calendar on my site! Now finally you can get the ACTUAL post date! I won’t be posting tomorrow so I need an admin to fill in for me. BUT NO ADVERTISING! Just a regular post even if its an interview! Just post on March 1st 2009 and NO advertising!!!!!! (Any admin can post)

Well pplz, cya later!

hi everyone! this is blakpeng. I saw how many interviews dan has so i decided i should make one! Im not trying to copy him or anything.

Commercial: PIE PIE PIE PIE ITS TEH GREATEST THING EVER! PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: errr weird…. today we are interviewing Billybob!

Billybob: HI!

Me: ok first question, what do you like about being a cp moderator?

Billybob: who said i liked being a moderator? I HATE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*audience gasps*

Billybob: WHO ARE YOU GASPING AT! *grabs knife* DO YOU WANT SOME OF THIS?!?!?!

Me: erm no…

Billybob: TOO BAD YOUR GONNA GET IT!!!!!!!!!!! *chases blak with a knife*

Me: YOUR NEVER GONNA GET ME HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

Billybob: YOU WANT A CHALLENGE?!?! *gets machinegun*

Me: uh oh TURN THE CAMERA OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!

Camera dude: well be back after these murders and gunshots i hope!

Me: GET AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Billybob: GET BACK HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Howdy! I was gonna put up a new theme, but it was a bit confusing and worse yet, no sub-pages so I switched back to Regulus! Now you’ve noticed that some of the pages dis appeared right? Some were deleted and some were moved to other pages as sub-pages, to see what went as sub-pages look at all my pages above! Nothing like the basics…. :-p

NOTE: I’m not trying to copy blak, its just the other themes weren’t as good and I missed the subpages… Also I added comment “pages” so after 20 comments on 1 page, the next page begins! Good-bye pplz!

Howdy! Lets welcome our new admin, Blak Peng 15! owner of the awesome blakpengcheatsvault.wordpress.com (he just started) he also made me an author on the site, so in return I surprised him with making him and admin on my site! CONGRATULATIONS and THANKS BLAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Commercial: Go off to the dreamland express! Not tired? *Screaming* HOP ABOARD THE DREAMLAND EXPRESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *roars*

Me: wierd commercials… Welcome back to DUDE! (Dans Unboring Delightful Extras)

Me: Today we have the one the only pink puff ball from dreamland, KIRBY!!!

*audience goes crazy*

Kirby: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Me: Hello Kirby! Are you ready for the interview

Kirby: ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!

Me: I guess so! First question: What is it like being in so many games

Kirby: FOOOOOOOOOOOOD I WANT FOOD!!!

Me: Answer the question please

Kirby: *roars*

Kirby: *inhales*

Me inside Kirby: AAAAAAAAAAAAH GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!

Kirby: *spits out* BLEH! YOU TASTE DISCUSTING!!!

Me: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Kirby: IM GONNA RUN IN DA 90’s!

Me: what?

Kirby: *trips and goes flying across room*

Me: LOOK OUT FOR THAT NAIL!!!!

*kirby pops and flys around room like balloon*

Kirby: YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!!!!

Me: *in nervous voice* heh.. well would you look at the time! its time for commercial BYE!!!! *runs*

Kirby: GET BACK HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*camera shuts off*

Hello! Ok so games arent working well, Nitrome takes a while for new games and other sites have games that have bad endings or something like that… So ill just do an interview.

Commercial: If you think Dan sucks heres a tip: DONT COME TO THIS SITE!!!

Me: Welcome back to DUDE (Dans Unboring Delightful Extras). Today we have Rockhopper back :’(

RH: Well its good to be back dawg!!!

Me: ………….

RH: ESCUE MEH?!

Me: Rock hopper look, your a pirate!

RH: wait… IM A PIRATE?!?!?! OMZ!!!

RH: I HATE MYSELF!!!!

RH: I NEVER WANNA SEE ANYONE AGAIN

*audience gasps*

Me: Oh cmon, well have cake after the show

RH: OMZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ CAAAAAAAAKE I WANT IT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW-UH

Me: Stop whining!

RH: Whine?!?!? HOW DARE YOU SAY IM WHINING! YOU SUCK!

Me: SECURITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RH: NEVAAAAAAAAAH!!! YOULL NEVAH TAKE ME ALIVE SECURITY PPLZ!!!!!!!! NEVAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

Me: Well be back after these commercials…I hope…

Howdy! Nitrome came out with a new game called Mirror Image. Personally, I think Mirror Image is the worst nitrome game EVER. Its very dry, 0/10. Besides that its very difficult!!! Well if you wanna try Mirror Image, Good Luck!

Howdy! Nitrome.com released a new game on Friday called Twin Shot. Its another game with cats which is getting old now… Anyway, press ctrl or space to shoot arrows and arrow keys to move (the rest is in the game even though the controls I put are in the game.) Good luck with Twin shot!

Howdy! Finally I have new stuff from the game Super Smash Flash (the game is from a few years ago) If you like super smash bros and that kinda stuff youll love this! If your intrested in playing, click here.

Unlockables

Luigi – Clear Adventure on at least normal with Mario
Jigglypuff – Clear Adventure on any difficulty with any character.
Cloud – Complete 100-man melee with any character.
Crono – Clear 3-minute Melee.
Naruto – Clear Adventure with the original 13 characters.
Shadow – Clear Adventure with Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles
Super Sonic – Clear Classic with Sonic on Very Hard Difficulty without getting Game Over. (Known glitch that you may be on any difficulty and it will still work)
Zero – Clear Adventure with Megaman on at least Normal Difficulty without getting a Game Over.
Young Link – Clear Classic with Link on any difficulty.
Inuyasha – Clear Adventure without losing any lives.
Mr. Game and Watch – Clear Target Test with every character but him.
Mr. Incredible – Clear Classic Mode with the original 13 characters.
Mewtwo – Clear Adventure with Pikachu and Jigglypuff.
Lloyd – Clear Adventure with any character after having one hour of total play time.
Blue – Clear Adventure with Blade on at least Normal difficulty.

Stages:
Final Destination – Unlock every character
Battlefield – Clear All-Star Mode with any character (on any difficulty)

All-Star is available after you have every character.

Bonuses

Good

Bird of Prey (4000) – Used only aerial attacks.
All Ground (6000) – Used all standard ground attacks against enemies.
Lethal Weapon(7000) – Used wide variety of attacks
Berserker (3500) – Attacked in frenzy
Smash King (3000) – Used many Smash Attacks.
Smash Maniac(3500) - Only used Smash Attacks.
Smash-less (1500) – Used no Smash Attacks.
150% Damage (1000) – Took 150% damage or more.
200% Damage (3000) – Took 200% damage or more.
250% Damage (7000) – Took 250% damage or more.
300% Damage (10000) – Took 300% damage or more.
350% Damage (15000) – Took 350% damage or more
Heavy Damage (20000) – Took 400% damage or more.
Stiff Knees(300) – Did not crouch.
Crouch Master (500) – Crouched a lot
Cement Shoes (4000) – Never jumped, including midair jumps.
Airhog (5000) – Jumped over – 100 times
Master of Suspense (2500) – Surprised the crowd often. (10 times)
Impervious (7000) – Didn’t suffer a single attack
Switzerland (12000) – Never Attacked Anyone or took damage
Full Power (2000) – Damage at 0% at finish.
KOs(x500) – Counts each KO.

Bad

Self-Destructor(-2000) – Had a lot of Self-Destructs.
Falls(x-500) – Counts each fall
SDs(x-500) – Counts each self-destruct.

Single-player

Melee Master (100000) – Cleared All-Star mode without recovering
Classic Clear (50000) – Cleared the Classic mode.
Adventure Clear (50000) – Cleared the Adventure mode.
All-Star Clear (50000) – Cleared the All-Star mode.
Very-Hard Clear (200000) – Cleared the Very-Hard mode.

I hope this helped you all, it took about an hour to make!!!! (Of course I beat the game) Good luck with Super Smash Flash