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Hello! lets begin with saying i have made 301 posts!!!!!! also WERE BRINGING THE FORUMS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://danscoolcpforum.forumakers.com/forum.htm of course itll need some work since i last worked on it but thats not a problem i advise you join (obviously its your choice im just saying) on it you can post your favorite games walkthrus (im too lazy to type the real thing) and more! of course theres RULES no cursing, sexual language and that stuff… with hard work u can become a mod, or even better an admin (if i know you automatically you will become an admin or mod depending on how well) oh by the way how did u pplz enjoy the 3rd rh interview? i agree it wasnt as funny as the 2nd one (you run out of ideas after youve done it 3 times) but next time theres gonna be an interview with a secret famous cp character (dont bother guessing cause most likely you will get it) pplz its time for me to go! plz join if u can or want. goodbye!

Drink donut drink! its donuts in a bottle! now at donut world!! eat cake it tastes good! now back to the show

me: welcome back! we successfully calmed rh down and now hes back so lets get going!

rh: *starts beat boxing*

me: …. ok our question is… do you think your insane?

rh: no

me: ok too bad cause you are.. next question: do you like green eggs and ham XD

rh: i do not like green eggs and ham sam i am

me: ooooooooooooooooook?

me: this time what are you bringing to cp?
rh: *says in really deep and fast voice* top secret; classified

me: please?

rh: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *audience gasps*

me: ………………………………………………

rh: *screams like girl* COCKROACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *horror music plays*

rh: *runs off stage screaming*

me: NOT THIS TIME *grabs by beard*

rh: ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOMZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ THAT HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

me: why are you talking like that?

rh: STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

me: ok ENOUGH

me: *says in oprah voice* ITS TIME FOR OUR AUDIENCE QUESTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*audience goes crazy*

me: anyone have a question?

some guy in audience: i do!!

me: whats your name?

some guy in audience: Arnold

me: ok arnold whats your question?

arnold: why is there a cock roach on rock hoppers face?

me: huh? *camera zooms in on rock hoppers face* OH MY GOODNESS

rh: GET IT OOOOOOOOFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF

me: CALM DOWN *SMASHES COCK ROACH WITH NEWS PAPER*

rh: ZOMZ YOU HIT ME IN MY EYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me: CAN YOU SEE?!?!?!?!!?!

rh: yeah i just wanted to make it dramatic

me:………*kills cock roach*

me: ok anyone else have a question? *realizes all of the audience left*

rh: …………………………………………………………………

me: well i guess thats it…. stay tuned for more interviews (other than rh) lets hope they arent maniacs… *credits play*

Howdy! im making a quickpress but since i wont be on tomorrow, all of you reading this: Merry Christmas!!

Hello pplz! rockhopper agreed to come back (well actually we bribed him for 1,000$) so lets continue this intervew!

me: what are you bringing to cp next time and give me a REAL answer this time

rock hopper: the Montauk Monster!

me: WHAT?!!?!?

rock hopper: you know that dead thing they said washed up along a beach

me: thats discusting!

rock hopper: ok i was joking but im bringing YOU

me: what?

rock hopper: *stuffs into bowling bowl bag*

me: OMZ LET ME OUT

rock hopper: look, stop being so gullible jerk!!!

me: dont be nasty; we already let you take a nap

rock hopper: *snaps fingers in z formation* oh no you didnt girl friend!

me: first of all im not a girl second of all WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!?!?!?!?! IVE NEVER SEEN SUCH A STUPID PERSON IN MY LIFE *audience gasps*

rock hopper: fine!

me: look im sorry lets just get to our next question ok?

rock hopper: ok but just because im SO much better than you are

me: …. anyway its time for our AUDIENCE QUESTION!! *audience cheers*

me: go ahead and ask rock hopper any question!

audience member: rock hopper are you a real penguin?

rock hopper: what? where am i? who are you people?

me: he is a real penguin.. but he has a REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY short memory span

rock hopper: tell me who you jerks are!

me: uh oh here comes the destruction part

rock hopper: *throws chair across room* WHERE AM I!?!?!?!

me: STOP STOP STOP

me: WELL BE BACK AFTER THESE SHORT MESSAGES!!! *chair hits camera man and camera goes black*

Hello! im making a quick post. im sick, coughing and my throat hurts from all of the coughing unfortunately i have to go to a doctor; on Christmas eve eve!!! and pc, i cant download on this computer (its my parents) but if i get my own ill try it

If it’ll persuade you into joining,  I’ll explain now! Teehee! (still comment if u wanna join and meet tho!)

Alrighty! Welcome to Pc’s MapleStory Info 4 U! Alrighty! SO THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT!! LISTEN UP PEOPLE!! (that means u dan! XD) I’m going to explain everything i could possibly (and somehow) know about MapleStory!!

Your goal in MapleStory: Achieve the awesomeness of the greatest lvl of all, DUM DUM DEE DUM!! LEVEL 200!! YAY *everyone claps and cheers!*  Thank you!

Your jobs (what character you are): Magician; Thief (hehe me!); Warrior; Pirate; and last but not least! DUM DUM DEE DUM! A BOWMAN!!!!! lol

Alright, Imma explain each trade job!

Magician: use your magic power to get to (lvl = level) lvl 200! Make your first job advancement at level 8! You go to Ellinia and go all the way to the TIPPETY TOP, YAY! You HAVE to make sure that you’re level 8 and have 20 Int (press S and use your skill points whenever you level!)  When you FINALLY reach level 30 (man it takes 4ever! trust me im lvl 36 its HARD!!! but nevermind that! 8D) Anyway, when you reach level 30, talk to the guy at Tippety top (Grendell the really old HEHE!!) and he will give u a letter. You take to a guy who will take u to a training place where you get your next job! YAY ME!!!! WOOOOOT!! If you wanna know where the guy is…… you gotta JOIN!!! XD So then you choose your next job! You arent a mAgiCiaN any more, no way! You can be come one of the following! yay!

2nd advancement for Mages(magicians):  Cleric: use your powers to heal your party members and FRIENDS!! (me i hope!); Ice/lightning: use your icicles to FREEZE your enemys and then lighting to strike em’ dead!! WOOT WOOT!; Fire/Poison: use ur poison to constantly attack an enemy (ice hits a holiday sock monster 27,500 with poison XD) Then use your fire bow (idk why mages have it and not bowmen, so dont ask me =D) To, as i say, BURN EM’ UP BABY!! (ahem, sorry about that! i do dat alot hehe XD) So ya, third advancement, IF U WANNA KNOW, ONCE AGAIN, JOIN!!!!!!! Ok, I’m tired of Mages, let’s move to MY job! A thief, of course!

Thief:  Go to Kerning City! Once again use your power to reach the awesomeness of lvl 200 baby! You get throwing stars & a garnier, or you get a knife (hehe be careful with it it hurts lol) Alright, you go into the, dare i say it?, be_r bar (put e in the blank) The leader’s name is DARK LORD, *dramatic music plays*DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!!! Make sure ur lvl 10 with 25 DEX (once again use S to put 5 points every time u lvl, do i really gotta explain it again??) When you reach lvl 30 (WHY AM I EXPLAINING AGAIN U ASK, BECAUSE I CARE XD im a good guy, right?? *everyone claps, cheers, and w00tz pc on* Thank you! I couldnt ask for a better crowd! =D) Get to lvl 30, get ur letter yada yada, wanna know where second guy is?? Hmmmm….. what was that Billybob? Oh yeah!! JOIN!!!!!!!!! >=()  (hehe sry i do it alot again!) The name of one of the job advancements may sound bad, but you just use stars, so ignore the name plz. Choose from the following jobs

2nd advancement for thieves: Here’s the one u may say is bad, but i’m it! Don’t critisize me for it, i like throwing items at enemy’s faces! XD ok heres the name (DONT BE CRITICS PEOPLE!!) Assassin: Sorry about the name, all you do is throw stars like Maple Stars; Icicles; Wooden Tops; Mokbis; Tobis; and MANY MORE IF YOU WOULD JUST STINKIN’ JOIN (gee im sorry, i just want dan to join!! plz dan!!) So ya, just throw stars, nuffing like name!! It’s fun!! ROFLOL!!!!! Bandit: Close up attacks, (my brother, Jacblack32, is training to be a bandit, KEEP TRAINING LIL’ BRO!!) You use your attacks to run up to an enemy and strike em right where it counts (by that i mean the heart, so u know)Ok even tho this is my job let’s move one to….. hmmm……. lets do Warrior!

Warrior: Your exciting adventure to Perion!!! Level 10 with your str 35! (ya its alot but i bet u can manage, dan!) You go to Tip Top Pie, no i jk, just go to the highest place! talk to the greatest warrior himself, Dances with Balrog! (balrog is a CREEPY monster that does over 2,000 damage and can still kill a lvl 36 (me) in one hit, how sad, right??)  ONCE AGAIN PPL, YOU PAYING ATTENTION THIS TIME?? CUZ MY FINGERS HURT BUT ITS AROUND 11:45 P.M., SO DUN RUSH ME! Ok, man i burst alot! Make it to level 30, get ur letter, FIND PERSON BY JOINING TODAY! (ITS A FREE GAME DAN, PLEASE!!!) So heres ur jobs:

2nd job advancement: (i know least about warriors so plz, gimme a break, im gonna try to explain) Fighter: ummmm….. you fight stuff i think? Page: you umm…. i beleive its the strongest of all 2nd job advancements, but im not sure, so dont totally beleive dat! Spearman: once again, AS THEY SAY ON MS(Ms=Maplestory) FTW!!!!!! (ftw= FOR THE WIN!!!!!!! that means they rock but idk if they rock, just trying to get ppl happy, CHEER UP PEOPLE!!!!!! FTW!!!!) NEXT UP…… LETS DO THE BOWMAN!!

Bowman: this is the second least job i know about, so once again please excuse me for not being familiar with it im sorry mommy! Ok go to, henseys, go into Mushroom park all the way data way —————> but not the game room portal, the one b4 it XD! You make sure you lvl 10 with 25 DEX (exact as thief man, go pc!) and talk to Anthena Pierce. She will make u a BOWMAN XD!! so here’s your choices on the 2nd job advancement!!

2nd job advancement: Hunter, you use a bow and u get CRAZY attacks!!!!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Crossbowman: use a crossbow to quickly strike enemy’s in the dead of thier heart!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok, to last but NOT least PIRATES!!!!!!! YARR HARR HARR!!

Pirates: Yo ho, yo ho, pirates life for me! Welcome aboard mateys! This is the newest job in M.s. (it cam in Nov. only) so im not all the way used to being there yet! So you go to the Nautilus, and talk to Kyrin! level 10 with 20 DEX!! Go to the Navigation room which is located in the Upper Level Corridor of the ship! when u reach level 30, choose ur job, i havent found the pirate guy yet, but i’ll look 2moro XD (sorry its new!!) here are you choices dan!! YAY! JOIN!!!!!

2nd advancement: Brawler: use claws or just ur BARE FISTS to attck and enemy! you can also backflip and attack up to 6 enimies at once that are in range!! Gunslinger: (just so u know, these guys may have good skills at level 70, but lvl 30-69, THEY SUCK!!!!!!!!!!) Use ur gun to shoot one or multiple bullets at your enemys! SHOOT EM’, COWBOY!!

The Website Is:        http://www. nexon.net

Well, i hope this helps, comment if you think about joining dan, and tell me how i did on explaining ppl!

~Pc

Ok dan, you’ve forced me! *gets down on knees and pleads*

DOWNLOAD MAPLESTORY!!! PLEASE!!!!

ICE (Iceheart480, our awesome friend!!) IS VISITING FROM ITALY FOR 3 WEEKS!!!

C’MON!! I’M BEGGING YOU!!!!!!!!! If you think about joining, comment here, and I’ll explain how to play and where to meet! Alright don’t make me beg no more!!! D= (P.S. its Nexon.net to download, hehe)

~Pc

P.S. Pie and potatoes ROCK!!

P.S.S KEEP MAKING UR RH INTERVIEWS!!

P.S.S.S. I LIKE CEREAL

P.S.S.S.S. (hi)

Hello! honestly the title says it all! the good news is that and im getting over being sick….. also i might make a new RH interview if pplz like it that much what do you think? (ill make the second one funnier and crazier ) i wanna hear TEH OPINIONS OF TEH PPLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sorry for that outburst….. well anyways you decide for another fake RH interview!

oh and by the way i want DCPA to still go, but eh the problem? cp wont work for me..so its either i turn it into a army for cheats/games or give it to another person to control. once again pplz YOU DECIDE

Hello! today we have a interview with one of the most famous people in cp: rock hopper! *auidence applause*

rock hopper: thanks your too kind! stop it… I MEAN IT!! STOP CLAPPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *auidence goes completely silent*

me: …..

rock hopper: what? is something wrong?!

me: ok.. well lets get down to our first question.. are you ready?

rock hopper: HECK YES

me: ok first question are you insane?

rock hopper: YA BOI!!!!!

me: ill take that as 100% yes….

me: ok second question what will you bring next time you come to cp?

rock hopper: my ship.

me: other than your ship

rock hopper: yarr

me: other than yarr what are you bringing?!

rock hopper: WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?!?! WHEN I SAY MY SHIP AND YARR THATS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*crowd gasps*

me: ooooooooooooooooook? well lets move to our next question

me: what is 1 + 1 rock hopper?

rock hopper: 7

me: no

rock hopper: STOP!!!!!!!!!! NO ONE EVER APPRICIATES ME! *runs off stage crying*

me: WAIT!!!

well there you have it. an insane RH interview (obviously this was fake)

Hello! Frost bite 2 is out (litterally it just came out)! all i did was refresh the page and there it was…. anyway, its available on nitrome.com and miniclip.com i enabled the link on nitrome.com and miniclip.com this time . but id give frost bite 2 a 8/10 because its not only hard its levels are long but other than that its GREAT!

im sure youve read my comment on pictures/comics but when will dan gets hacked come out? well im gonna start soon (give me a break its almost Christmas) but it’ll be done before February 16th (I hope) im just estemating the with the editing and typing false comments and posts (they wont be published) so have a good time with frost bite 2 Good luck and good-bye for now!